Coronavirus et PQ

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Jeudi soir, Emmanuel Macron a réussi à attirer plus de 25 millions de téléspectateurs pour son allocution présidentielle à propos de l’épidémie de coronavirus.

Personnellement, j’ai pensé à ce moment toute la journée, dans l’attente de ce qui allait bien nous tomber sur la tête. Phase 3 ou non ? Mais, que veut dire phase 3? Cela voudrait-il dire que la phase 2 a échoué?

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Qu’est-ce qui allait changer dans nos vie à partir de ce jeudi 12 mars?

Alors, vraisemblablement, la fermeture des écoles, collèges, lycées et université n’est que le début d’une longue liste de fermetures qui permettront peut-être de limiter les dégâts du Coronavirus.

Personnellement, je sens que la semaine prochaine, nous devrons nous confiner comme les italiens.

Mais, il y a une question qui me taraude depuis quelques jours.

Est-ce que le Coronavirus est une gastro?

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Pourquoi avons-nous un problème avec le PQ en France?

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Bon, en Australie aussi, ils se battent pour le papier toilette!

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Peut-être est-ce pour s’occuper durant la période de confinement?

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Je souris avec tout cela, mais c’est une vraie question !! Si vous pouvez m’expliquer, laissez-moi un petit commentaire!!

11 Comments

  1. PEREIRA Elisabete

    C’est drôle, au Portugal c’est la même chose!

    1. Sophie

      Nous sommes tous des humains parfois un peu trop cons 🙂

  2. ungraindesableoudesel

    Je ne comprends pas trop ces comportements ? Pâtes, PQ ? eau de javel, pommes de terre ! Bon on relativise ; tout va bien se passer.

    1. Sophie

      Ouiiii, je pense aussi avec un peu de discipline et un peu plus de sens civique.

  3. Francine

    Moi aussi je me suis demandée pourquoi se ruer sur le PQ🤔 prétexte à rire pendant cette période anxiogène c est plutôt bien

    1. Sophie

      Oh oui!! Tout à fait, il le faut!!

  4. Elisabeth

    Alors Sophie, je me pose la même question… 🤔 Le papier WC n’est pas la 1ere chose qui me vient à l’esprit dans des circonstances pareilles… Ce monde est fou…

    1. Sophie

      Ou l’homme est con 🙂
      Bisous jolie dame 🙂

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  6. Bernieshoot

    Avant, par temps de crise, l’or était une valeur refuge,
    aujourd’hui c’est le PQ qui est devenue la valeur refuge.
    C’est aussi simple que cela
    ^o^

    1. Sophie

      Simple mais grave! 😀

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